gonk /gonk/ /vi.,n./ 1. To prevaricate or to embellish the
truth beyond any reasonable recognition. In German the term is
(mythically) `gonken'; in Spanish the verb becomes `gonkar'.
"You're gonking me. That story you just told me is a bunch of
gonk." In German, for example, "Du gonkst mir" (You're pulling
my leg). See also gonkulator. 2. [British] To grab some
sleep at an odd time; compare gronk out.
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